Author: Jen D.

Graduate of Rowan University with a Bachelor's Degree in English and a Bachelor's Degree in Writing Arts. Proud bibliophile. Proud mother to 4 cats (Murmur, Junebug, Crowley, and Aziraphale).

Pen testing videos?

Hello friends! It is I, the elusive Jen. I am here from the dark interwebs to tell you about this new thing I’m going to be doing. Well, I’m guessing you already know what that is based on the title of this post.

Yes, I want to start making YouTube videos testing pens.

Crazy, say you? Ingenius, says I!

I have a vast amount of pens at my disposal, and I intend to test and torture them to the fullest extent. I also have a problem where I keep buying more pens. It’s an addiction. I need them like I need air. I have everything from felt-tipped, needle point, fountain pens, all the way to a glass dip pen. Heck, I just ordered myself some nice .3mm pends that originally came from Japan. Why? CAUSE I NEED THEM, DAMMIT. I’m getting 15 of them, so I can sacrifice one for the testing.

What kind of tests, do you ask? Well, there’s the standard smear test, the fun, skipping test, and the “how does it feel to use it” test. Then the fun begins. We’re gonna torture the pens in the most insane ways we could think of. That should be an interesting one because I WILL BE CRINGING THE ENTIRE TIME. MY POOR PENSSSSSS.

However, it must be done in the name of science.

That, and it’s the only excuse I can use to buy more pens.

If you guys are interested in seeing what we come up with or have some cool ideas for tests that we could do, leave a comment below! We always love to hear from you and I want to see what your crazy minds come up with.

Ta-ta!
Jen

implements, paper, pen, tests, video, writing, YouTube

Storm-wake by Lucy Christopher

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A few weeks ago, I received my first ARC (Advanced Reviewer Copy) of a book by one of my favorite authors: Lucy Christopher. I was totally excited to read it because I absolutely loved her books Stolen and Flyaway.

Storm-wake is a novel loosely based on the Shakespeare play The Tempest. The story surrounds a young girl named Moss and her father who are living on a deserted island full of magical flowers. These flowers have the ability to heal and give a sort of high to those who ingest them. They also grant wishes and bring storms. One wish that Moss had was for a companion her age. The next day, a young man with fish scales for skin washes up on shore. Moss named him Callan and they became close friends. They spend most of their childhood together with Pa. Then we have a few years jump and Moss and Cal have grown up into teenagers. Pa was constantly telling them that the world flooded and that the flowers would grant their wish and recede the waters to bring back the outside world. When a boy named Finn from the outside world washes up on their shores, Moss starts to question everything she knows. She began to doubt her Pa more and more as evidence piled up showing that the outside world may not have perished as she had been told.

I really liked this book. It had a sense of adventure. I loved reading as Moss grew up and grew into her feelings for Cal. When they were children, it was a sweet sort of friendship, as innocent as the two children were. As they grew up, their relationship matured into love as Moss saw Cal as more of a person rather than the water spirit she believed him to be. On the back of the book, it mentioned that Moss had to decide who she loved. I thought that it would be between Cal and Finn, but there was barely any romantic ties to Finn. Instead, the love was between Cal and Pa. Moss had to decide who she trusted and, in the end, who she wanted to stay with. It was a sweet story and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.

My only qualm was also the thing that I liked. I found that, because of the way Moss and Cal’s thoughts and speech were written, it was a little bit hard to read. There were a lot of almost infantile words that were smashed together with a hyphen. I found that I breathed a sigh of relief when we were introduced to Finn and his more normalized way of thinking/speaking. However, I realized that I loved the fact that we could see their individuality in the way the story was written by each point of view. When we read a part that centered around Cal, you knew it. When we were introduced to Finn, he spoke more normally than Cal and Moss. I realized that this showed that Cal and Moss were almost stuck in childhood, as they didn’t tend to use large words. Their speech was almost stunted. Again, it made it a little difficult to read, but I’m glad of it.

I really liked this book, even when it was a little hard to follow. The end made me cry and I was left thinking about the story in a different light by the end of the book. I want to re-read it with the ending revelations in mind to see how it changes the story. You’ll want to re-read it too. It’s a beautiful book and you won’t regret it.

 

 

 

If you’d like to get your own copy of Storm-wake by Lucy Christopher, you can get it here.

ARC, book, Cal, coming-of-age, Finn, flyaway, love, Lucy Christopher, Moss, novel, Review, Shakespeare, Stolen, storm-wake, The Tempest

Rival to the Queen by Carolly Erickson

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Yes, my friends, it is another historical fiction. Can you see the trend here?

This book is about Queen Elizabeth I’s cousin Lettice Knollys and her tumultuous relationship with the queen. The novel starts off with Lettice as a young girl and shows her starting life at the court of her cousin Queen Elizabeth I. Elizabeth never really grew to like Lettice because she was much more attractive than the queen. Elizabeth’s jealousy came out in her treatment of Lettice, in how she demanded Lettice go to the house of the newly deceased Amy Dudley, wife of Elizabeth’s favorite Robert Dudley, and get her bed curtains. Robert, after the death of Amy, had intended to marry Elizabeth, but she refused, saying she wanted only to be “married to England.” Elizabeth’s jealousy grew dangerous when Lettice decided to marry Dudley after her first husband died. Robert became the step-father of Elizabeth’s other favorite: Robert Devereaux, the second Earl of Essex. However, Essex did not have the cool head of his step-father and ended up a traitor to the crown, beheaded at the Tower.

Even though this story was clearly heavily fictionalized, I still liked the way that Erickson portrayed Queen Elizabeth. There are a lot of stories and films that show her temper, yet many books are hesitant to show this side of her, preferring instead to see her in a better light. I was surprised, however, that the story did not focus a little bit more on Elizabeth’s worries about Mary, Queen of Scots. It was such a big part of her life and could have been such an interesting dynamic to see through Lettice’s eyes. After all, if rumors were true, then Mary was also cousin to Lettice as well as Elizabeth. While I understand Erickson’s primary focus of the novel was Elizabeth’s relationships with Dudley and Lettice, I would have liked to see how her relationship with Lettice changed as she dealt with the beautiful Mary and her eventual execution.

As far as Lettice goes, I much prefer Margaret George’s interpretation of her in her novel Elizabeth I. George seems to have a more rounded out character, which is always a good thing, but with a character as exciting as Lettice Knollys, it’s even more important. I also liked how George’s Lettice seemed to be more connected to her grandmother, Mary Boleyn. However, Erickson did a good job of portraying Lettice’s attraction to Robert Dudley. He has many times been referred to as “the gypsy,” and Erickson’s depiction of him made him seem very attractive.

I really just wish that Erickson had hashed things out a little bit better. The story seemed to skip many important times, like Lettice’s late life and Elizabeth’s relationship with Mary, Queen of Scots. I think this novel was a little bit rushed, as it seemed like Erickson wanted to get certain points across and ignore other, almost more important, times of Lettice and Elizabeth’s life. However, it’s always nice to see a novel that isn’t from Elizabeth’s point of view, which seems like it would be very skewed. In that aspect, this novel was very well done.

 

 

 

 

If you wish to get yourself a copy of Rival to the Queen by Carolly Erickson, you can get it here. If you wish to read Margaret George’s Elizabeth I, you can get it here.

Earl of Essex, Elizabeth I, England, historical fiction, Lettice Knollys, Mary Boleyn, Mary Queen of Scots, Robert Devereux, Robert Dudley, tudor

“In My Hometown”

This wasn’t supposed to happen. Not in our little town. It was supposed to be safe; one of those towns where you never needed to lock your doors. Everyone knew each other and waved as they passed by. It was supposed to be normal.

For me, it was a normal day. I was walking home after school with my friend Bethany. Most days we walked home together. Her house was on the way to mine so I usually walked part of the way alone. However, we had a science test coming up, so I stayed at her house to study. We studied most of the night, so her mom made us pizza for dinner. At about eight o’clock, I said I needed to get home. Bethany’s mom offered to drive me home, but I lived only ten minutes away, so I said I would walk. My parents knew I was on my way home, so everything should be fine. I grabbed my backpack and headed out the door.

It was a peaceful night out. You could hear crickets chirping and the fireflies were scattered in the grass. I was almost home when a burgundy car pulled up beside me. I didn’t think anything of it. People always stopped us when we were walking home. It was a safe town. What I didn’t expect was the woman to get out of the car and smile at me.

“Hello. My name’s Roxy. What’s yours?” the strange woman asked.

“I’m sorry,” I replied. “I’m not supposed to talk to people I don’t know.”

The lady smirked. “But you do know me. I just introduced myself. It would be rude for you not to do the same.”

Her logic, to my fifteen-year-old self, seemed sound. My parents taught me never to be rude.

“Annabel,” I replied. “My name is Annabel.”

Her next movements were a blur. I remember feeling a sharp prick in my arm, then I got dizzy and blacked out. When I awoke, I was in a dark room, tied to a chair by my hands and feet. I couldn’t see the woman anywhere.

“Hello?! I yelled, desperate for someone to hear me. “Is anybody there?!”

I heard a door open and footfalls on stairs. I couldn’t see who it was, as my back was to the stairs.

“No need to shout,” I heard the strange woman, Roxy, say. “No one can hear you.”

At her words, I began to cry. “I just wanna go home. Please, I won’t say anything, I promise.”

The woman laughed. “Yes, but I don’t really believe you. Besides, I’d rather have you here with me. You can be my little plaything.”

I didn’t understand what she meant by “plaything,” but it sounded ominous. She reached out and tucked a piece of my hair behind my ear. I pulled away, still letting out little sobs. I didn’t want her to touch me.

“Please…” I whispered. “I just want my mommy.”

“I’ll be your mommy now,” she said, tapping the tip of my nose. “You’ll be my little Annabel. Would you like to see your room now, Annabel?”

I nodded, sniffing. She untied my feet and then my hands. I stood, trembling, as she walked with me up the stairs, holding my hand the whole way. When we got to the living room, I stepped on her foot hard and ran for the door.

I got to the door with her right behind me. She grabbed my arm, but I lifted my elbow and felt it contact her face. While she grabbed her nose, I pulled open the door and ran screaming. I was surprised to see we were in the same neighborhood that I lived in, only streets away from my house. I could hear her running behind me, but in my panic, I ran as fast as I could. People were coming out of their houses and looking at me. I went up to the first person I saw and stood in front of them, panting.

“Call… 911… Kidnapped…” I managed to get out.

I looked behind me, but the woman was gone. I had run only about five houses down from where she was holding me. When the cops came, my parents were with them. It was about 6 am the morning after I had been taken. My parents held me as I told the police everything.

They went to the house that I was almost certainly the lady’s house. They found it empty with the burgundy car gone. They did find the chair and rope down in the basement, so they knew it was the right house. They also found, in a decorated spare bedroom, the skeleton of a little girl, about five years old. She had been dead for many years, and the police suspected that the girl was the daughter of Roxy, the woman who took me.

They didn’t tell me this, but I overheard them telling my parents. I began sobbing, thinking of what I might have escaped. But, to me, my town would never be safe again.

friends, hometown, kidnapping, neighborhood, parents, short story, walking home from school, writing

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