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“Storm”

It’s been a really long and boring day in the shop where I worked. It was a little store that sold beach-themed trinkets and souvenirs. It wasn’t usually busy so, like every other day, I sat at the register playing on my phone. I wish we were busier than this, but since it wasn’t tourist season, we were lucky to get five sales a day. Today, it’s been only one.

We also were in Florida, so we were used to bad weather. This is why I wasn’t too concerned when the sky was black with rain clouds. I was, however, concerned when a fish flopped onto the sidewalk outside the store. I stared at it in disbelief. Why were fish falling from the sky?

Befuddled, I walked outside to look up at the sky. The clouds were swirling in a way I’ve never seen them do before. A few feet away from where I was standing, another fish fell and began flopping on the ground. I stared at it.

“What the hell is going on?” I asked the air.

I broke my gaze from the fish when I heard ambulance sirens on the main highway across from our parking lot. I watched as an ambulance, firetruck, and two police cars whizzed by. This made me worry that this storm was a bad one.

Curious, I went back inside, which was lucky because it began to pour. I pulled out my phone to check the weather app. When I clocked on the radar, my jaw dropped. The whole area, which this morning had been completely clear, was a bright red. I thought this was impossible. The forecast earlier showed no rain until next week. Now it was showing the entire south covered in one massive severe storm.

“How is this possible” I muttered. After all, it isn’t even this bad during a Category 5 hurricane.

As I stared at the screen, a loud clap of thunder shook the doors of the store. I jumped. There was no way I was staying in the store during a storm like this. I called my boss.

“Meggy, have you seen this weather?” I asked her when she answered. “It’s insane!”

“Oh my gosh, I know! Even my sister in North Carolina says it’s bad there.”

“I saw that on the radar,” I replied. “Do they know what’s causing it?”

“They have no clue. It just appeared out of nowhere. You should probably close the store and go home. It’s getting really winduy outside.”

I sighed in relief. “I was hoping you would say that. Thanks Meg. You stay safe.”

“You too,” she replied.

I hung up and looked out at the torrential downpour outside. I figured it could only get worse, so I hurried to close the store. It only took ten minutes, but it seemed much longer.

By the time I was locking the door, the wind was blowing the rain sideways. I ran to my car as fast as I could and struggled to open the car door.

“Come on, dammit!” I yelled, pulling at the door against the wind. Finally, I managed to get the door open and climbed inside. I was completely soaked from head to foot. I checked my weather app again, and across the top was ten alerts, from a severe thunderstorm warning to a tornado warning. I turned on my radio to the local news station.

“Meteorologists are baffled as to how this storm formed so quickly and covered so much of the southern United States. Meanwhile, in the north, they are experiencing near-freezing temperatures. In October. The western states are experiencing a catastrophic drought, leading to dozens of wildfires. Scientists are struggling to explain these phenomena, let along the similar tragedies around the world.”

I shook my head and began the trek home. I went slow, like every other poor soul trying to drive in this weather. All of a sudden, a fish fell onto the hood of my car, making me scream. I proceeded more slowly, trembling. I couldn’t wait to get home.

The brake lights on the car in front of me came on, and I slowly stopped to avoid hydroplaning into it. After a few seconds, they still hadn’t moved. I saw a police car go slowly past us on the shoulder, lights on. I looked up at the sky and saw a bright light, like the sun.

Finally, I thought. The storm is over.

And then, in an instant, the world ended.

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Ocean Blues by K. Leigh

I raised my arms upward, praising the sun which was warming my skin as my feet sunk into the sand with each step. It was finally summertime and I couldn’t have been happier. The shore felt like home. The smell of sunscreen and salt water were better than the scent of cookies baking in the oven. No one could ruin the next five days in paradise.

I set up my spot and settled down. After applying tanning lotion, I pulled out my book and began to read while allowing the sun to kiss my flesh. Every so often I glanced away from the pages of the novel to check out some of the guys walking by. A smile from time to time when they met my eyes, but nothing coming out of the exchange.

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Tips for Trying British Food

Hey everyone! As I work in a shop that sells British food, I figured I would give some tips to help you wade into the waters of UK snacks and candy!

  • Don’t be afraid to try something new.
    • One thing I learned when I started working here is that the British prefer things to be savory more than sweet. You’ll be hard-pressed to find plain salty chips. Instead, you’ll find Prawn Cocktail or Roast Chicken. Don’t let that dissuade you! They’re actually very tasty.
  • US Cadbury is NOT UK Cadbury.
    • Yes, you can find Cadbury in the US in stores like Walmart, but these will not taste the same as the imported kind. Hershey’s bought the right to sell Cadbury eggs (particularly at Easter time with the Creme eggs), but the formula was changed to make them taste a little more like Hershey’s. And trust me, there is a major difference. Always, if you can, go with UK Cadbury. You’ll thank me later.
  • You cannot buy the Kinder Surprise here in the US.
    • Unless you’re very lucky and a store manages to get some Kinder Surprise in, you’ll most likely see the legalized Kinder Joy “eggs” instead. This is because the FDA does not allow the import of candy that has a toy inside. The Joy managed to get allowed because the toy is separate from the candy. The taste isn’t the same, either. I have tasted both, and the Surprise is much, much better.
  • Learn to love sausage.
    • One thing that I have noticed working here is that British people LOVE their sausage, also called “bangers.” A popular dish is called “bangers and mash,” which is basically sausages over mashed potatoes. Another popular dish is sausage casserole. But not all sausage is alike! Some have more bread crumbs than others, so each one tastes different. However, all sausage is good!
  • Tea, tea, tea!
    • Yes, the stereotype is true. British people love their tea. In England, they can get bags of over 1000 tea bags for around $5 in our money, and they will go through that in a few months! I’ve had people tell me they drink over 6 cups of tea a day, and that is the norm!
  • Learn the lingo.
    • Chips are not the chips we think of. Those are crisps. Chips are what we call french fries. Bangers, as I stated, are sausages. Pudding is a generic term for desserts. Biscuits are cookies, and digestives are just another type of biscuit. Crumpets are like our English muffins. And, of course, the “loo” is the bathroom, but I’m sure you already knew that.
  • If you like spicy or Indian food, you’ll fit right in.
    • A popular item in England is curry. They put it over everything! There are different levels of spiciness for those of us who cannot take the heat. The love of Indian cuisine is a remnant of when India was part of the British Empire (though my research shows it still as a Commonwealth).
  • Fish is key!
    • Another popular item is fish. Being an island, the sea is always an important staple of food. The British are not much different. They love cod, haddock, kipper, and prawns. That’s why Prawn Cocktail is a very, very popular crisp flavor. Then you have the famous “fish and chips,” which are a very cheap yet delicious dinner!
  • If you get it wrong, you’re fine.
    • English people, from my experience, have always been very nice. They’ll always be happy to politely correct you and help you learn the proper terms and customs. I’ve rarely met a rude Brit, and I think you’ll be hard-pressed to find one.

 

 

For anyone who wishes to see what kind of British Food there is or wants to put an image to the name, you can visit my workplace’s website at The British Pedlar!

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